Stupid (stupididiot9)

Race #5501

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Official speed 99.22 wpm (44.87 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 18, 2023 1:57:56am UTC
Race Finish March 18, 2023 1:58:41am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. dkaocka (130.76 wpm)
3. supperz1 (92.15 wpm)
4. mcterra (91.25 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 117.41
Text #3100084 (Length: 371 characters)

I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.