View Pit Stop page for race #55 by bananaswillfall — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 54.86 wpm (76.78 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | November 3, 2017 4:59:17pm UTC |
| Race Finish | November 3, 2017 5:00:34pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
| Accuracy | 93.0% |
| Points | 56.68 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |