Potato :D (dvorakftw)

Race #5498

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Official speed 96.53 wpm (48.73 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 19, 2011 5:15:44am UTC
Race Finish July 19, 2011 5:16:33am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. hellishemo1 (112.91 wpm)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 0.00
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.