Marcus (x5starmodding)

Race #5400

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Official speed 94.78 wpm (51.15 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 20, 2020 4:56:21pm UTC
Race Finish August 20, 2020 4:57:12pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. chimchimchim (132.68 wpm)
2. vijanden (98.21 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 113.74
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...