Laggy (thefitfatass)

Race #5317

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Official speed 97.31 wpm (38.97 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 4, 2018 2:53:21pm UTC
Race Finish July 4, 2018 2:54:00pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. mnbutler (94.38 wpm)
3. mslib9 (90.74 wpm)
4. vnunesz77 (87.95 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 98.93
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If this were Russia, yeah sure. Everyone would go to one Santa, and there would be a line around the block and once you sat on her lap and she'd ask you what you wanted, you would say probably "freedom." At which point the KGB would arrest you and send you to Siberia. It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore.