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| Official speed | 91.58 wpm (45.99 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | February 20, 2015 1:22:37am UTC |
| Race Finish | February 20, 2015 1:23:23am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
| Opponents |
1. tesla_diesel (102.39 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 94.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |