Jewnited States of America (dvorak_king)

Race #5271

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Official speed 104.69 wpm (37.25 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 22, 2020 9:39:26pm UTC
Race Finish October 22, 2020 9:40:03pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 3. gates250 (61.43 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 90.73
Text #3811329 (Length: 325 characters)

I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back.