Andrew (jakemasterbabeh)

Race #514

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Official speed 105.31 wpm (46.61 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 8, 2022 9:28:38pm UTC
Race Finish February 8, 2022 9:29:25pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. slethron (110.32 wpm)
3. monstertaco (104.04 wpm)
4. timedchip (82.01 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 129.88
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.