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Race #5079

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Official speed 80.33 wpm (70.51 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 25, 2019 5:03:01am UTC
Race Finish August 25, 2019 5:04:12am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. 3xx8iycrr3xyxs2 (65.91 wpm)
3. cacti87 (59.55 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 120.50
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!