View Pit Stop page for race #496 by mcmagister — Ghost race
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Official speed | 100.26 wpm (51.94 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | January 1, 2018 7:50:45am UTC |
Race Finish | January 1, 2018 7:51:37am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Opponents |
1. mathandphysicsftw (125.90 wpm) 3. shinonin (94.25 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 138.69 |
Text | #3640484 (Length: 434 characters) When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! |