Jester. (jesterdaicha)

Race #4919

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Official speed 55.71 wpm (88.10 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 30, 2018 8:12:47pm UTC
Race Finish March 30, 2018 8:14:15pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. aarif_a (65.47 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 68.70
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.