Michwael Redpants (endlessmike15)

Race #483

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Official speed 71.87 wpm (67.46 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 1, 2018 1:42:17pm UTC
Race Finish June 1, 2018 1:43:24pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. qwertyswervy (65.47 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 86.24
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...