TotalledZebra (totalledzebra)

Race #4777

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Official speed 106.08 wpm (46.27 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 30, 2021 9:11:20pm UTC
Race Finish August 30, 2021 9:12:06pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. laptopguy (91.16 wpm)
3. kvalleykid (89.36 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 130.83
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.