Matthew (matte_black)

Race #475

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Official speed 54.17 wpm (89.50 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 2, 2019 4:46:01pm UTC
Race Finish April 2, 2019 4:47:30pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 3. kofipicasso (48.72 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 65.00
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...