Howard (advancedlamb)

Race #471

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Official speed 133.33 wpm (32.22 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 14, 2012 3:56:29am UTC
Race Finish December 14, 2012 3:57:01am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. jorsian (121.59 wpm)
3. matisse (116.61 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 0.00
Text #282 (Length: 358 characters)

I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends.