bekahlouise (summertimesadness)

Race #4709

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Official speed 121.94 wpm (39.76 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 5, 2019 1:03:11am UTC
Race Finish November 5, 2019 1:03:51am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. dr_gammaray (128.80 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 146.33
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...