max (maxlauth)

Race #468

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Official speed 64.70 wpm (75.86 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 23, 2023 6:51:01pm UTC
Race Finish January 23, 2023 6:52:17pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 79.79
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.