Kathy (nonquitforizzy)

Race #464

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Official speed 159.91 wpm (28.14 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 8, 2017 2:17:42am UTC
Race Finish December 8, 2017 2:18:11am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Opponents 1. deroche1 (176.28 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 197.23
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.