Chase (chasericker003)

Race #463

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Official speed 87.62 wpm (56.01 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 9, 2018 1:53:52am UTC
Race Finish March 9, 2018 1:54:48am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. ezrahuntings (77.07 wpm)
4. smallone4130 (70.50 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 108.07
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.