George (ssbatch)

Race #453

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Official speed 110.93 wpm (43.70 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 4, 2018 9:06:30pm UTC
Race Finish February 4, 2018 9:07:14pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 3. atthetop (102.81 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 133.11
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...