Howard (sparklynarwhals)

Race #449

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Official speed 112.03 wpm (33.21 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 15, 2020 5:55:38am UTC
Race Finish May 15, 2020 5:56:11am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 97.09
Text #3811295 (Length: 310 characters)

Excessive intake of alcohol as we know kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.