Tobi (tobiboy13)

Race #44

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Official speed 81.53 wpm (55.19 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 1, 2017 4:35:01pm UTC
Race Finish October 1, 2017 4:35:56pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. encasedthought (90.86 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 100.56
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.