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Race #44

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Official speed 74.84 wpm (64.78 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 18, 2019 4:44:42pm UTC
Race Finish July 18, 2019 4:45:47pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. avillarreal14 (79.85 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 89.81
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...