Jewnited States of America (dvorak_king)

Race #4397

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Official speed 86.39 wpm (61.12 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 26, 2020 11:29:55pm UTC
Race Finish September 26, 2020 11:30:56pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. ilka (110.66 wpm)
3. danthanuoft (77.04 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 103.67
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Cold enough for ya? It's never cold enough for Crazy Neil. Ice in my veins! Back home I used to spend summers at McMurdo base in Antarctica. Long family tradition. My great-great-great-great grandfather took part in Operation Deep Freeze. And my great-great-great-great grandmother was a penguin! Now that's a joke, son. You understand? I wanna be clear: There ain't nothing funny about sexin' a penguin. Not even if they're beggin' for it.