ApacheSparow (jimtheripper)

Race #4391

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Official speed 101.39 wpm (46.40 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 29, 2019 10:13:34am UTC
Race Finish June 29, 2019 10:14:20am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. poem (108.18 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 118.28
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