Joy (joy_1)

Race #4365

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Official speed 61.22 wpm (73.51 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 19, 2020 6:12:54pm UTC
Race Finish January 19, 2020 6:14:08pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. epicsauce32 (78.55 wpm)
2. hermandreas (76.81 wpm)
4. monkegates (60.79 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 75.50
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.