Matthew (d3f1n3d)

Race #4346

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Official speed 92.14 wpm (52.62 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 16, 2017 4:52:46pm UTC
Race Finish November 16, 2017 4:53:38pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. yipaepaen (79.09 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 110.56
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...