Malaikev (fonsdal)

Race #4327

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Official speed 75.83 wpm (64.72 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 19, 2021 3:08:44pm UTC
Race Finish September 19, 2021 3:09:48pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. asterbot (80.81 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 93.53
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.