View Pit Stop page for race #4316 by holocene_learning_dvorak — Ghost race
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Official speed | 112.28 wpm (41.47 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | December 30, 2022 11:40:26am UTC |
Race Finish | December 30, 2022 11:41:07am UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 138.48 |
Text | #4060269 (Length: 388 characters) On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge? |