William (sneakywill)

Race #4272

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Official speed 95.46 wpm (39.22 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 10, 2017 11:42:28pm UTC
Race Finish September 10, 2017 11:43:07pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 93.87
Text #3550172 (Length: 312 characters)

Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.