ouchies (evilemmelina)

Race #426

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Official speed 92.34 wpm (52.50 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 25, 2019 7:09:17pm UTC
Race Finish March 25, 2019 7:10:09pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. hyper_racer (113.89 wpm)
2. teiloq (101.74 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 110.80
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...