View Pit Stop page for race #423 by thumbless — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 112.75 wpm (39.91 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 21, 2020 2:50:49am UTC |
| Race Finish | May 21, 2020 2:51:29am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
3. bigd4316 (90.76 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 139.06 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |