View Pit Stop page for race #421 by thefascist — Ghost race
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Official speed | 69.76 wpm (60.38 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | January 5, 2022 7:03:30pm UTC |
Race Finish | January 5, 2022 7:04:30pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (5 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. amici117 (106.55 wpm) 2. jahasophat (94.27 wpm) 3. eat_water_type_fast (84.53 wpm) 4. klorm (77.32 wpm) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 72.09 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |