Cagri (mr_oral)

Race #42

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Official speed 61.47 wpm (73.21 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 8, 2017 11:33:33am UTC
Race Finish October 8, 2017 11:34:46am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. siddharthkurnal (61.85 wpm)
4. vladsh27 (48.08 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 75.82
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.