Mason (mason31751)

Race #42

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Official speed 106.11 wpm (43.88 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 20, 2022 10:50:26pm UTC
Race Finish May 20, 2022 10:51:10pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. mollybolly (104.91 wpm)
4. edvinb (97.32 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 130.87
Text #4060269 (Length: 388 characters)

On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?