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Race #41842

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Official speed 112.03 wpm (43.27 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 25, 2019 5:00:59pm UTC
Race Finish January 25, 2019 5:01:43pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. hreyfill (126.58 wpm)
3. ssj24 (107.29 wpm)
4. keegant (106.77 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 134.43
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...