Z1P (z1pz0rk)

Race #418

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Official speed 56.62 wpm (79.48 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 27, 2018 4:14:02pm UTC
Race Finish March 27, 2018 4:15:22pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 69.83
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.