Michael (c00l_procrastinator)

Race #4144

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Official speed 73.48 wpm (66.79 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 24, 2017 2:51:01pm UTC
Race Finish September 24, 2017 2:52:08pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. rportnoy (82.12 wpm)
3. mikerubby (64.98 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 90.63
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.