michelle (mkahue)

Race #4080

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Official speed 108.78 wpm (41.37 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 10, 2020 10:45:59pm UTC
Race Finish October 10, 2020 10:46:41pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. ethandennis (96.76 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 134.16
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.