SomeGuy (hexadecimal101)

Race #4065

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Official speed 85.28 wpm (52.77 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 18, 2019 1:31:57pm UTC
Race Finish February 18, 2019 1:32:50pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. trichy26 (79.81 wpm)
3. diamentos (74.56 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 105.17
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.