Ihor (seitem)

Race #4020

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Official speed 77.32 wpm (58.20 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 18, 2020 7:45:46am UTC
Race Finish April 18, 2020 7:46:44am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. tophbeifong123 (88.51 wpm)
3. doquannnn (74.67 wpm)
4. beast_5 (72.06 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 95.37
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.