Shmooky (scrotemstomper)

Race #401

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Official speed 73.91 wpm (65.59 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 25, 2020 6:19:13pm UTC
Race Finish August 25, 2020 6:20:19pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 88.70
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...