View Pit Stop page for race #4 by turdinator — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 57.15 wpm (85.04 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 14, 2019 9:37:01am UTC |
| Race Finish | April 14, 2019 9:38:27am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Accuracy | 94.0% |
| Points | 70.49 |
| Text | #3810814 (Length: 405 characters) Mr. Chairperson, I'd like to report to the task force on a very esteem-enhancing experience I had recently - a past-life regression! With the help of a regression therapist, I was able to access one of my most fascinating lives - that of a goat herdess in first century Galilee! What was most astonishing about this former life was that my family then was made up entirely of people I know from this life! |