Russ (russyoon)

Race #4

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Official speed 55.30 wpm (102.42 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 21, 2020 5:28:57pm UTC
Race Finish October 21, 2020 5:30:40pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. marqueshark (82.79 wpm)
2. alexisim (63.28 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 82.96
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!