William (sneakywill)

Race #3992

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Official speed 84.73 wpm (32.01 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 9, 2017 10:23:42pm UTC
Race Finish May 9, 2017 10:24:14pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. cds530 (94.46 wpm)
Accuracy 92.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3622370 (Length: 226 characters)

Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.