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Race #396

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Official speed 80.45 wpm (60.26 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 18, 2021 7:43:11am UTC
Race Finish July 18, 2021 7:44:11am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. aaahrgrhh (88.06 wpm)
2. xmemestar420 (86.72 wpm)
4. desl (70.13 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 96.54
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...