Denny (shizkr)

Race #388

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Official speed 70.59 wpm (68.68 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 12, 2020 6:59:36am UTC
Race Finish March 12, 2020 7:00:44am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. deckard_4 (86.84 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 84.71
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...