View Pit Stop page for race #375 by grasshopper_weeb — Ghost race
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Official speed | 91.44 wpm (53.67 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | January 4, 2022 7:15:42pm UTC |
Race Finish | January 4, 2022 7:16:35pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. yeetusthyfetus (95.96 wpm) 3. sommeldb (87.49 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 112.78 |
Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |