Peyton (lilbrass2)

Race #373

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Official speed 71.65 wpm (67.66 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 8, 2017 9:49:57pm UTC
Race Finish November 8, 2017 9:51:05pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. vincentcouch (59.38 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 85.98
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...