Deva (thedevastator)

Race #371

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Official speed 61.41 wpm (68.59 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 5, 2025 9:55:40am UTC
Race Finish May 5, 2025 9:56:49am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 63.46
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.